"Jesus Christ - The Musical"

Delicious Is Under Attack

The story here.

You know the son says this every night, "Dad, why can't you just let it go? I hate you!"

Letter to American Airlines

Dear American Airlines,

On a recent flight, I noticed that the interior panels of the aircraft next to the floor were shaky and loose. Thank goodness some fine airline crew member had the tenderness to apply some American Airlines Band-Aids to the flimsy panels. I can only hope that the engine received such loving attention in its ailing moments.

Thank you American Airlines. I love you.

Hey "Ladies"!

Not sure if you should use the Men's or Women's room?
"Ladies", you now have your very own bathroom in a gas station somewhere in northern Florida. Let's give a shout out to all the she-men of the South!

GUTS

Guts is the squishy way to say "organs" and/or "intestines."


I don't have any pictures for this one.
Maybe that's a good thing?
Sometimes I wish that I could take photos of inside my body without having to go to the doctor.
Also, I wish that everyone had a trap door on their abdomen or back that they could open up and show other people. If we saw guts on a regualr basis, they wouldn't seem as yucky. We may even say things to each other like, "That's a good looking set of kidneys you got there" or "Your small intestine has such graceful curves."

Really?

Seriously?

The Hilliard Brothers just want to remind us that cows are made of muscles that people grill and then eat.

Cows are also filled with guts.
So are you.
And I have guts inside me too.
And muscle and bone and things of that nature.

CRACK of Inner Elbow

It is a baby's inner elbow. (Is that wrong?)



Weber has shared the right answer. (But only because I told her.) Therefore, she will not get the pony prize but she does have a train cake chugga-chugga-choo-chooing it's way to her.

Upstairs-Downstairs Exchange Program

Does anyone from upstairs want to trade rooms?

The Beach